...upstairs. One is 8, his younger brother is 5. The older one says:
"Dude, I think it's time we started to swear. Let's go downstairs and say some juicy curses in front of mum. For example, I'll say something with 'for fuck's sake' and you say something with 'cocksucker'."
The younger brother agrees. They run down the stairs and to the kitchen, where their mother is making breakfast. The older brother yells:
"I want cereals, for fuck's sake!"
The mum slaps the older brother a few times and takes him back to his room to ground him. When she comes back, she asks the younger boy:
"And you sweetie, what would you like for breakfast?"
"Well, cocksucker, not cereals for sure..."
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