A man buy a brand new pair of shiny rubber boots which he is excited to wear to the local dance.
He begins dancing with a girl named Julie. He says "hey Julie what color of panties are you wearing?"
She replies by saying "I'm not wearing any".
He then says "whew, I looked down at my boots and I thought I had a crack on them.
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