For love of anything considered holy will someone please finish this joke for me. I heard the start of it in a movie many many years ago and the person telling the joke was either interrupted or was background noise therefore faded out when main character started speaking. Anyway the start of this joke has been stuck in my head for way too long not to have the end.
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