2 Jewish men - Abraham and Jacob - are out for a walk and notice a Catholic church with a sign "We pay $100 when you convert to Catholicism!"
Abraham says: "I'm going to see what being Catholic is all about". He goes inside the church for 20 minutes, and when he returns, Jacob is waiting for him.
"Have you converted?" asks Jacob
"Yes, I am now Catholic" says Abraham
"And did they pay you the $100?"
Abraham replies "What is it with you people and your money?"
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