Two Jewish friends...

Kaleb and Jacob are drinking tee together. Jacobs wife brings them some of her special biscuits and Kaleb takes a great liking to them.

After a while Jacob asks him "would you like another?"
"No, i can't; i must have had 4 already" answered Kabel.
"Five actually, but who's counting."

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