Two Japanese sewer workers started at the same time every day, shared the same locker room, worked in the same sewer, ended at the same time and never once spoke a word to each other. Fifty years later, they both retire on the same day and as a cost-cutting measure the company has a single retirement party for both of them.
At the party, they're chatting away to each other, laughing at the other's jokes and having a great time. A confused colleague approaches and says "I though you guys hated each other, fifty years and I've never seen either of you speak a single world to the other!" to which they reply:
Until now, we've been but two Nips passing in the shite.
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