I get irritated when people come down on our police officers

saying that they don't care. Well, here is a story that shows not all cops are in that category.


The Joplin , Missouri Police Department reported finding a man's body last Saturday in the Spring River near the Empire Electric Plant. The police would not release the dead man's name until his family had been notified.

The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption while visiting "someone" in Riverton , Kansas. He was wearing black fishnet stockings, nipple rings, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, purple lipstick, and an Obama T-shirt.

The police removed the Obama T-shirt to spare the man's family any unnecessary embarrassment.

Police Do Care.

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