Two Italians...

..walking do the street one hot day. Giuseppe and his friend Alfredo has been walking for a while when Alfredo turns to Giuseppe and says

"Eya, Guiseppe. We'va been walking for a long time now and I'ma thirsty"

They have no water with them, so Giuseppe looks around. Over the road he sees a house and outside the house is a pint of milk.

"Alfredo, you seya the house?"

"Si" replies Alfredo "I seya the house"

"See by the house, is a pint of milk?" Giuseppe asks

"Si, I seya the pint of milk, so what?" Alfredo replies

"Well" says Giuseppe "Why you not go anda take the pint of milk!"

“Steal?” says Alfredo, shocked “I cannota steal, what if someone sees??”

“Then you’ll have to stay thirsty”

“Ok, fine ” replies Alfredo, now parched.

Alfredo runs across the road and reaches the front door, he looks around warily and reaches for the pint of milk.

He is just about to grab it when the front door of the house opens and who is standing there? The Pope, none other than the holy pontiff himself!

Giuseppe, watching from across the road, gasps! But the pope doesn’t shout or get angry at this man stealing his milk. Instead Giuseppe sees the pope bless Alfredo, making the sign of the cross, before quietly closing the door.

Alfredo runs back across the street empty handed

“Giuseppe, Giuseppe dida you see?? It was the Pope, the Papa!!!”

“Si Alfredo, Si I seeya the Pope but answer me this. Why you not take his milk, you’re still thirsty no?”

“but Giuseppe” replries Alfredo “It was the Papa!!”

“But Alfredo, I see hima bless you, why not take the milk???”

“No Giuseppe, he not-a bless me, he say YOU, PUT MY MILK DOWN, GET YOUR FRIEND AND PISS OFF”

Note:This is more a visual gag, but one of my all time favorite if done with the accents :)