...when one of them caught a strange-looking lamp. After pulling it off his line, a genie appeared and said, "None of this three wishes nonsense. You get one wish between the two of you, so you better make it good."
The man who caught the lamp blurts out, "I wish every lake, ocean, and river on Earth were made entirely out of beer!"
The genie snaps his fingers and says, "Done." and then disappears.
The other fisherman smacks his partner across his face and says, "You idiot! Now we have to pee in the boat!".
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