Tom. Harry and Bruce travel to the Amazon. And get lost.

Tom. Harry and Bruce travel to the Amazon. And get lost.
They are eventually captured by a group of cannibals. The head tells each one of them to go into the forest and pick a fruit.
Tom arrives first with an orange. Then the head of the cannibals tells him to push the fruit up his arse without laughing or crying else he would be put to death. halfway through the insertion Tom cries and is quickly put to death. Harry arrives with a small grape fruit and he is asked to do the same. Halfway through the insertion he bursts in to fits of uncontrollable laughter. He is also quickly executed.
Harry meets Tom in heaven and Tom asks "Why did u laugh " Harry replied "half way through the insertion i saw Bruce arriving with a water melon "

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