Two Identical twins,

James and Zeke (often referred to as simply J and Z by those they knew), constantly attempted to separate people's perceptions of them.

One such way they achieved this was in their political views. While Zeke stood by standard the American democracy and capitalism, James was a firmly outspoken fascist, holding many of the same views as even Hitler and his associates.

Once, at a dual job interview, the two were asked,
"Tell us a bit about yourselves, and what makes you different from one another!"

James replied,

"Well I'm Not "Z!"

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