"I'm worried that I'm losing my wife's love," the husband told
the counselor.
"Has she started to neglect you?"
"Not at all," the dejected man replied. "She meets me at the
door with a cold drink and a warm kiss. My shirts are always
ironed, she's a great cook, the house is always neat, and she
keeps the kids out of my hair. She even lets me choose the
television shows we watch and she never objects to kinky sex, or
says she has a headache."
"So what's the problem?"
"Maybe I'm just being too sensitive," the husband ventured, but
at night, when she thinks I'm sleeping, she puts her lips close
to my ear and whispers, 'Die! Die, you son of a bitch!'"
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