Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He cries, “My friend is dead!" The operator says “Calm down. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says “OK, now what?”
P. S. Got this joke from my grandpa as he always told me it when I was younger but in another language.
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