That he decides to get her name tattooed on his shaft. When they arrived in the Caribbean for their honeymoon to Jamaica he goes to the Tattoo Parlor and tells the artist he wants the name "Wendy" tattooed on to his magic stick. The deed is done and feeling well enough to go out for dinner they decided to head out. After a while the man needed to use the restroom. So he went to the rest room and began to urinate into the first of two open urinals. When another man walks up and notices that two letters are to be seen on his shaft: "W-Y". Intrigued he asks, "Hey, what are the two letters for?" The husband replies, "Oh, its my wife's name 'Wendy'! Having a full bladder the second man leaves and the husband is still going. Another man shows up, clearly a Jamaican native. However, the husband peers down at this Jamaican's junk and notices the same letters "W-Y". He then turns to ask the man if his wife's name is Wendy, the Jamaican replies: "No, the letters are for 'Welcome to Jamaica Mon, have a nice day".
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