Two hookers are standing on a corner...

when a cop car rolls by and the officer eyes them suspiciously. The girls act like they're waiting on the light to turn, and the officer drives off. One of the hookers watches the policeman drive off with disdain in her eyes. She asks the other, "Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?" The other hooker ponders this for a bit then replies, "No, but I was swung around by my tits once."

You might also enjoy

Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.