Were walking along by the train tracks one day.
Guy#1 said "man, the other day I had the best day ever. I found $100 and I was drunk for a week straight."
Guy #2 said "nice man, that's awesome. The other day I had an great day too: I was walking along and I saw this beautiful naked woman lying by the side of the road. So I brought her behind some bushes and made love to her for a week straight."
Guy #1 said "woah, man, that's awesome. Did you get head too?"
Guy #2 replied, "no, man, I couldn't find it."
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