One hobo turns to the other and asks: "You stink! Did you shit your pants? "
The other hobo says emphatically: "No! "
An hour later as the day gets hotter the first hobo says: " You STILL stink, and it's *worse*! Tell me the truth. . DID YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS?!"
The second hobo once again denies it.
Finally, as the day's heat reaches is peak and the smell becomes overwhelming, the first hobo just reaches over and yanks the other hobos pants down where he sees his underwear is packed with so much shit, it's oozing from the seams. The first hobo says: "I can SEE the shit in your pants! Why did you say you didn't shit your pants?!?"
The second hobo says: "I thought you meant *today*!"
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