The first hobo sees a $20 bill laying on the tracks. He grabs it and the other hobo says, "This must be a lucky spot. I was walking here the other day and a beautiful woman was tied naked to the tracks. So I untied her, carried her off into the woods and had my way with her."
The first hobo responds, "Nice! Did she give you head?"
The second hobo says, "No, I never did find her head."
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