The one hobo goes to the other hobo, "Did I ever tell you about the best day of my life? I was walking down these very same tracks and out of the corner of my eye I saw a 50 dollar bill stuck between a track. I bought myself a case of Thunder Ripple and me and Sneaky Pete and One Eyed Dan partied all weekend like there was no tomorrow. Man that was a good time."
The other hobo replied, "Wow, that sound great! Let me tell you about the best couple of days of my life. I was walking along these very same tracks too when I came upon a beautiful naked women tied to the tracks. She had skin so fair and voluptuous breasts. I made sweet love her for the whole weekend. Never had a time like that ever again."
"Sweet Jesus, that's incredible" the other hobo practically screamed, "Did she ever go down on you, if you know what I mean?
"Nope. Funny thing that, I never could find her head."
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