They were finishing up at around the same time. The barber asked the first guy if he would like some cologne.
"Hell no!", He said. "My wife will divorce me if I go home smelling like a whore house."
The second barber asked his customer the same. The guy replied, "Sure, my wife doesn't know what a whore house smells like."
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