TOP TEN WAYS TO TELL WHEN BILL CLINTON IS LYING:

1. He bites his lower lip.
2. He wags his finger.
3. He wags a nearby intern.
4. Be begins with 'The American people want....'
5. He brags about great sex with Hillary last night.
6. Harry Thomason is holding cue cards in doorway.
7. He uses a line Al Gore tested last week.
8. He claims the 'special sauce' stains are from McDonalds.
9. Lawyers or Generals are standing behind him.
10. His lips are moving.