Two men walk up to the urinals and start to piss. One takes a glance over at the others unit and is shocked. "Hey what happened to you man! I've never seen such a thing in my life!" The guy with the mangled member shrugs, "Its just always been like this I guess, honestly I don't go looking so I've never seen one like yours either." They both continue their business and the "normal" unit finishes and shakes off. The second man says "Hey why did you do that?" "To get the last drops out.. don't you?"
"Hell no I been wringing it out all this time!"
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