A couple of guys down at the plant walk into their boss' office. Guy number 1 says "Hey boss! I bet you *a thousand bones* that I can stand at one end of your desk, take a piss and arc it into your trashcan on the other side. All without spilling a drop."
The boss is vexed, but responds "Let 'er rip. I've never been one to turn down an easy thousand bucks!"
Guy number 1 stands at the far end of the desk and drops trow. He starts pissing, not in a graceful arc over his boss' antique mahogany desk but rather directly onto the surface. With a deliberate look on his face, guy number 1 utterly soaks the rolodex, the pictures of his boss' family in Cabo, the TPS reports that were due on Monday...
The boss begins to celebrate. Mid touchdown dance, the boss noticed that guy number 1 is celebrating too. Even more bewildering, he notices that guy number 2, silent until now, is standing at the entrance to his office with a dejected look on his face. "What's the deal Jerry, it's not your thousand bucks Bob just pissed away!"
"No, you don't understand. Not 10 minutes ago, Bob here bet me *two thousand dollars* that he could waltz into your office, drop trow, take a piss on your desk and that you'd be happy about it."
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