Two guys survive a plane crash in the middle of the desert...

Two guys, John and James, survive a plane crash in the middle of the desert. With nothing better to do, and no food or water, they set out in search of civilisation.

A long while goes by, over which time they develop a fierce hunger. Suddenly, off in the distance, they spot a building. Excitedly they run towards it, but they slow down as they approach it. Turns out the building is a mosque.

Thinking for a while, James turns to John and says, "Hey, man, if we lie and say we're Muslim, they'll be sure to let us in!" John replies, "Look, you can do that if you want. But I don't want to be dishonest."

So they finally approach the mosque and a worshipper exits. He smiles at them and says, "You must be very tired. Tell me, what are your names?" John truthfully says his name, but James thinks for a bit and says, "My name is Muhammad."

The worshipper turns to John and says, "Hello, John. I'll get some food and water for you right away." Then he turns to James and says, "Hello, Muhammad. Ramadan murabak!"

-----

Since Ramadan starts tomorrow where I am, I thought I'd dig up this old joke (I don't follow it, I mean, but the thought counts, right?). Ramadan murabak!