Two guys are waiting around at the pearly gates. Bored, and with nothing else to do, guy 1 asked guy 2 how he died.
Guy 2: I froze to death.
Guy 1: Wow! That's terrible. What a horrible way to go.
Guy 2: How about you, how did you die?
Guy 1: Well I was at the office and I had this premonition that my wife was having an affair on me. I just knew it to be true. So I jumped in my car and raced home. I ran into the family room, nothing was there. Run up stairs to the bedroom, nothing was there. Check the bathroom, closet, under the bed,... nothing. Run down stairs. Check the kitchen, the guest room,... still nothing. Go down and check the basement, the whole house,... don't find anyone. Start walking out the front door back to my car and I have a heart attack. Fell over dead right there on the front porch.
Guy 2: Damn, what a bummer. Just think, if you'd checked the freezer first, we'd both still be alive.
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