....and a woman walks up and asks what they're looking at. One guy responds, "We're trying to figure out how to see how tall this thing is." The lady says, "That's easy. Take it out of the ground, lay it down, measure it and then put it back." The guys politely thank her and she goes on her way.
After she leaves one of the guys turns to the other and says, "Dumb broad. We want the height, not the length!"
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