One of them is a white guy from Europe, while the other is a black dude from Africa who had never left his tiny village before. The white guy takes out a banana.
'What's that?' asks the black dude.
'That's a banana!'
'A banana? Pfff, that's not a banana! In my country, bananas weigh 3kg!'
A while later, the white guy takes out an orange.
'What's that?' asks the black dude.
'That's an orange!'
'An orange? Pfff, that's not an orange! In my country, oranges are larger than footballs!'
A bit later, the white guy takes out a tomato.
'What's that?' asks the black dude again.
'That? That's a fucking redcurrant berry, you smug cunt!'
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