The first guy says, "What're you here for?"
The second guy say, "Breaking and entering. How about you?"
The first guy draws a deep breath. "Well, there's a story there. I was at a club, having a great time. They played 'The Twist', so I Twisted. Then they played 'Jump', so I Jumped."
"Yeah? So?"
"Then they played 'Come on Eileen' ..."
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