Every morning my dad will wake me up. We'd go out by the bunker next to the ocean and he'd throw me in to the ocean. Every morning he will come and wake me up and throw me out into the ocean. I think he was teaching me how to swim, but i already knew how to swim so swimming wasn't the hardest part. The hardest part was cuming out of the sac.
Edit: Should've added with my many brothers and sisters. My dad had many kids.
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