One of them turns to the other and goes, "Okay, so three men and a woman walk into a bar. One of the men is black, and the woman is pregnant. The bartender asks the first guy what he wants. He says, 'I'll have whatever the next one's having'. The bartender turns to the black guy and asks him what he wants. The dude says, 'I'll have whatever the next one is having'. The bartender is getting a little annoyed at this point, and turns to the third man and asks him the same thing. The man says, 'I'll have some rum and coke, please.' The bartender then serves all of them and once they are well and drunk on 4 rounds of rum and coke, they go home and gangbang the pregnant woman".
The other man frowns and asks, " I don't get it. What's the joke?"
The first guy says, "There isn't one."
The man looks at the first one incredulously and says, " You've *got* to be fucking with me."
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