Two guys are at a bar. The bar is located on the second story of the building. The two guys had been drinking. The first guy best the second guy that he jump out the window and survive. The second guy accepts and the first guy jumps out the window. He survives and walks back up to the bar. Confused, the second guy says, "Double or nothing I bet you can't do it again." The first guy accepts and proceeds to jump out the window again, surviving once again. The second guy suspects some kind of trick and says, "Double or nothing, if I survive jumping out the window." The first guy accepts. The second guy jumps out of the window. He dies. The bartender walks over to the first guy and says, "Superman, you're an asshole."
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