One of the friends is a rich man, the other is poor. One year they get together on their wives' birthday and the poor man asks the rich man what he got his wife. The rich man says
"i got her a mercedes and a diamond ring. If she doesnt like the ring, she can drive to the jewlers in the mercedes benz and exchange it for another. What did you get your wife?"
The poor man answers: "i got my wife a pair of slippers and a dildo."
The rich man says thats a very strange combination of gifts, and asks why he chose it. The poor man answers:
"Because If she doesnt like the pair of slippers, she can go fuck herself"
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