The one is making love to the other. 5 minutes go by, he finishes. Just as they are about to trade places, the phone rings.
"Stay right there hunnie, I'll be right back. Don't jerk off!" The man who just finished says.
Five minutes pass and the man returns, only to see his mate washing his hair with semen sprayed all over the one wall in the shower.
"I thought I said don't jerk off?!" The man says.
His mate replys "I didn't, I farted."
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