It says: 'Ok so I cheated, but I don't know why it's such a big deal to you. I just wanted lots of money and houses, unlike you have. It (maybe) won't happen again, your wife. ;)'. Completely outraged at his wife, without hesitation, the man gets his gun, drives to her work and shoots her. Then he gets her purse to find her phone. When he opens it, her secret stash of monopoly money falls all over the floor.
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