were getting busy in the bedroom when all of the sudden, one of the guys stands up and has to go pee real quick.
Before he leaves the room, he tells his partner not to cum without him while he's gone.
When he returns, he finds jizz splattered all over the walls, floors, bed, fucking everywhere. He gets a little pissed.. "what the hell I thought I told you not to cum without me!?"
His partner says, "I didn't, I farted"
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