... bump into each other on the street. Edit: They are both male, which is relevant.
Friend A says: "Hey, good to see you again! How's life?" Friend B: "Ah, pretty good, I've found a job at an accountant firm. And yourself?" - "You know what, I've opened a brothel!" - "Cool! How much do you charge for services?" - "Well, $30 for a blowjob, $50 for anal." - "And for, you know, normal??" - "I don't know, I haven't got any employees yet!"
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