So two friends go on a hike and split up. Hours later, they meet back up. The one friend sees the other guy and runs over,
"You wouldn't believe what just happened! I was walking when all of the sudden I found this girl tied to the train-track, so I ran over and quickly untied her. To repay me, she let me have sex with her in ANY position I wanted. I was on top, on the botton, at the back, at the side...just anything! It was crazy!"
"Sweet! Did she give you head too?!"
"Naw I couldn't find the head."
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