One friend gets a gold watch. The other gets a gun.
They trade gifts.
The father of son who traded his gun away is angry. He asks his son if he plans on marrying a beautiful wife. The son replies of course. The father asks his son if he came home to find his wife in bed with another man, wouldn't he be angry? The son replies of course.
The father then asks, "well then son, what will you do with this watch you now have, tell them, 'times up' ?"
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