A young couple are in a bar. She is giving him a hand-job under the table and he cums in her hand. The girl says, "What should I do with it?"
He says "Throw it away", so she throws it away.
A second or two later the bass guitarist in the band says to the lead singer, "I just got hit in the face with a cumwad".
The lead singer says "I'm not surprised, you've been playing like a cunt all night!"
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