...One of them says to the other
"How are you doing?"
"Bad, I found out that my wife was cheating on me with my phsycologist, we are now talking to the lawyer to see who is going to take care of the kids, she is feeling quite *positive* about the whole thing, and she hopes I am too"
"Well, at least you two still care about eachother, right?"
"No, she has AIDS"
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