One of the guys pulls out this really, really long lighter. And his friend says, "Hey, that's a cool lighter. Where'd you get it?"
He says, "Oh, I've got this magic genie in a lamp. You know, rub the lamp, get a wish."
Friend goes, "Well shit, man! Don't hold out! I want a wish!"
"Okay, man, but I have to warn you.. This genie is *really* old.."
"All right, whatever, just give me a wish."
So he rubs the lamp, the genie comes out, and grants him a wish. He says, "I want a million bucks!"
"Your wish is granted," says the genie, he disappears into the lamp, and suddenly a million *ducks* descend upon this lake. The guy is baffled and says, "Hey, what's the deal? I asked for a million *bucks*, not a million *ducks*.."
His friend replies, "Dude, you think I asked for a 12-inch *Bic*?"
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