Baxter Conners
Vice President
Company 203
203 Wall St.
New York, NY 10015
Dear Mr. Conners,
Thank you for your letter of February 17th. After careful consideration I
regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me
employment with your bank.
This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large
number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of
candidates it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.
Despite Company 203's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in
rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at this
time. Therefore I will initiate employment with your firm immediately following
graduation. I look forward to seeing you then.
Sincerely,
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