There once was a florist named Bill. And he was the only florist in town, so naturally business was great for him. But one day a group of Friars came to town and opened up a florist shop right across the street.
If you didn't know Friars are amazing florists. So everyone in town started to go to the Friars florist shop. Bill was starting to get really mad at the Friars for taking all his business. So one night bill went out and hired the biggest, baddest guy in town named Hugh Mcgaggert to go into the Friars shop and reck up the place to scare them out of town. So Happy ugh went to the Friars shop, busted in the window, and started destroying everything!! He flipped tables, broke vases and windows, and even stole all the money in the cash register.
The next morning the Friars get to their store and see the damage. They get scared and leave town for good!
Moral of the story is:
Only Hugh can prevent florist Friars!!!!
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