There were three brothers: Fuck you, Shit and Manners. One day they decide to go on a road trip. Fuck you decides to drive. Unfortunately, for Shit and Manners, Fuck you drives like a mad man. Fuck you made hard turns and stops that it go Shit car sick. Coincidently a police officer pulled them over for the reckless driving. Shit was on the car floor from all the turn ms so manners went back to help him while the officer approached Fuck you.
"What's your name?" Asked the officer
"Fuck you" said fuck you
"I'm sorry?!"
"Fuck you"
Angrily, the officer asks "don't you have any manners?!"
"Yes, back here picking up shit"
Badum Ts
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