As they're working, an old woman walks by them. The first electrician calls out "Ma'am! Can you move that wire aside for us?"
She replies "Oh yes, deary", as she picks up the wire and moves it out of the sidewalk and strolls off.
The second electrician says to the first "I told you it wasn't live, moron."
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