Two eggs are sitting at a bar.

Egg 1 takes several shots consecutively and falls off his stool. Upon impact his shell breaks and he is a puddle on the floor. He attempts to get up by flipping over to his side. When he notices he is stuck on the floor and cannot get up, he looks up at Egg 2 and says "Yoooo, omelette".

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