Mother packed son's bag...

Tells him about it:
- I packed bread, peanut butter and nails.
- Why?! - Asks son.
- So you can eat peanut butter sandwitches.
- Ok... and nails?
- Yeah, I packed them too.

//Clumsy translation, also it sounds way better when told.

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