Two drunks

Two drunks are walking down the street, both dying for a drink when they turn a corner and find themselves on street that is nothing but bars. They dig in their pockets and one pulls out $1.15 and the other $1.40...
"Damn, we can't even afford one drink!" one exclaims.
The other thinks for a few seconds and says "Give me your money... I know how to get us a bunch of drinks"
after getting his friends money he goes back down the street they had just come from and then reappears 15 minutes later with a bag. When he gets to his friend he reaches into the bag and pulls out a kielbasa sausage and waving it around he proclaims "We're getting wasted tonight!"
the other guy asks how does a sausage get them drinks and the first guy explains...
'Everybody hates fags... so I'll put the sausage in my pants and after we get our drinks you get on your knees and I'll pull out the sausage like it's my dick and you start sucking on it... they'll throw us out without having to pay!"
the other guy agrees to try it and they go into the first bar and order drinks, slug them back. Then the one guy gets on his knees while the other one pulls out the sausage and he starts sucking it.
"Fags!" the bartender yells and chases them out of the bar. Excited it worked they go into the second bar and it works again!
Within a few hours they have hit every bar on one side of the street and drunk... they cross the street to hit the other bars on that side when the one gut turns to his friend and says "Let's switch off, my knees are killing me"
And the other answers " that's nothing... I lost the sausage after the third bar"