Guy 1: Hey dude, is that shit?
Guy 2: No dude, that's chocolate.
Guy 1: No that's shit bro.
Guy 2: Let's taste it to make sure.
*after tasting that thing*
Guy 1: See! I told you it's shit.
Guy 2: Good thing we didn't step on it then.
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