Two workers were busy in a construction work of a multi-storeyed building. One of them (Worker A) was standing on a plank outside the 5th floor, while the other (Worker B) was watching him from the ground. Suddenly Worker A realised that he didn't have the hammer. So he shouts to worker B.
Worker A: "I need a hammer."
No response from Worker B. Realising that Worker B couldn't hear him, Worker A started making hand gesture.
Worker A's gesture: Points finger at himself (I), then taps his 'knee' with his hand (need) and then shook his hand to represent a hammer.
After watching him, Worker B unzipped his pant, took out his prick and starts masturbating. Worker A got furious, he gets inside the building and goes downstair to yell at Worker B.
Worker A: "Wtf are you doing? All I was saying that I need a hammer."
Worker B: "I know what you mean. And I was saying that I am coming."
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